The Help by Kathryn Stockett [Book]

The Help by Kathryn StockettTwenty-two-year-old Skeeter has just returned home after graduating from Ole Miss. She may have a degree, but it is 1962, Mississippi, and her mother will not be happy till Skeeter has a ring on her finger. Skeeter would normally find solace with her beloved maid Constantine, the woman who raised her, but Constantine has disappeared and no one will tell Skeeter where she has gone.

Aibileen is a black maid, a wise, regal woman raising her seventeenth white child. Something has shifted inside her after the loss of her own son, who died while his bosses looked the other way. She is devoted to the little girl she looks after, though she knows both their hearts may be broken.

Minny, Aibileen’s best friend, is short, fat, and perhaps the sassiest woman in Mississippi. She can cook like nobody’s business, but she can’t mind her tongue, so she’s lost yet another job. Minny finally finds a position working for someone too new to town to know her reputation. But her new boss has secrets of her own.

Seemingly as different from one another as can be, these women will nonetheless come together for a clandestine project that will put them all at risk. And why? Because they are suffocating within the lines that define their town and their times. And sometimes lines are made to be crossed.

In pitch-perfect voices, Kathryn Stockett creates three extraordinary women whose determination to start a movement of their own forever changes a town, and the way women – mothers, daughters, caregivers, friends – view one another. A deeply moving novel filled with poignancy, humor, and hope, The Help is a timeless and universal story about the lines we abide by, and the ones we don’t.

– GOODREADS.COM

My thoughts:

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE THIS BOOK TOO DAMN SERIOUS!  I know this is a harsh way to start a review for a book that I actually enjoyed quite a bit, but I just had to make that clear.  Take this wonderfully told story exactly for what it is: a heart warming tale that so many of us can hardly understand.  When I say not to take this book so serious, I simply mean to not use this book as a definitive definition of the 1960’s and what it was like to be black and/or a servant to the white masses during this time.  I mean this not to discredit the factual obligations Stockett may have had whilst making this novel, but to assure you fine readers that the The Help is not a prime example for the sketchy race relations during this time.  If you are looking to do some research on the era or the confrontations, I suggest non-fiction as a route to learn more about just how shitty this times were for so many people.

The Help is a brilliant novel though in its own way.  Sure it probably isn’t the best written piece of fiction I have ever read, it is actually quite simple which is part of its charm.  What makes this book so brilliant is it’s unnerving and often uncomfortable depiction of human interaction in a time when people where “misinformed” or “fucking racist”.  Stockett’s depiction of what it means to be a decent person in any time or era is brilliant.  She’s no Harper Lee, but she seems to get the concept, probably far better than some silly white boy born in the 80’s in the Northwest, about as far away from Mississippi as you can get.  The book is just edgy enough to not lose its whimsical charm, but can still include a chocolate pie made of human shit.  The harsh realities of being a black woman working for a white family is definitely conveyed quite directly, although half way through the book I became unsettled by how matter-of-factly I began with thinking “that’s just the way it was”, which I would never normally even consider as an excuse for the crap that ensued during this time.

The book has its Forrest Gump moments, as I like to call them, probably to emphasis the time period even though it was probably unnecessary.  The assassinations of that time period are historically known right down to your average American 2nd grader.  It also has several sided story plots that I felt could have been completely disregarded, as well as others that could have used some emphasis.  For example, I did not give one chocolate pie filled with shit about Skeeter’s relationship with the Senator’s son.  I felt that so much time was wasted on this subject, and the vilification of its merit was lost to me, while the character if Celia didn’t seem to receive the proper merit I would have liked to have read.  Her importance to the story hit so damn hard at first, but was quickly completed, only to be eventually omitted from the rest of the story.  And then there was the ending.  I was surprised by how much I didn’t like the ending.

Kathryn StockettThe book ends with the reader having the chance to decide for themselves what actually happens to the characters.  This is something I usually enjoy and often times find in some of my favorite works of literature.  Problem is: this isn’t the kind of book in which the reader should complete and then decide anything for themselves.  It makes sense if a book like The Sun Also Rises ends with a shrine of mystery even though so much has occurred, but Stockett is not Hemingway.  The Help is a book that should have ended much like a romantic comedy film in the 90’s would have.  It should have been happy!  Instead, it ends with promises of a new tomorrow, better days, yet littered with spouse abuse, unemployment, and the only one with a truly positive outlook is the self-hating, self-righteous white woman.  This would actually be a beautiful ending, had the story been a bit darker and less light-hearted.  But, what made me the most angry about the end was the fact that the book’s villain was hardly punished at all for her bitchy ways (save for a terrible taste in her mouth).  Yes, this book had an ending that would have been perfect in so many other settings, just not this one.

As much as I have complained about this book, specifically the ending, I still consider this a wonderful novel.  As I stated before, it really isn’t something to be taken too seriously.  This is strange to say considering the very serious subject matter.  And I have yet to watch the critically acclaimed film that it became, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I am going to like the dramatization of this film much better than the book.  No matter, this can not take away the merit of this book that was truly a delightful read for the most part.  At the very least, this book could serve as a very serious conversation starter, and could possibly lead a reader to reading more powerful books on the issues in which it somewhat treats seriously.

In conclusion, it’s no Roots, but it will do.

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Alexia Dox [Interview]

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So, I have absolutely fallen in love with the Hulu Original Series, Quick Draw.  It is hilarious, poignant, and tastefully grotesque at only the right moments.  But, the finest part of the program is without a doubt the brilliant cast.  Each character of this wonderful little program bring their own bit of genius to the full project.  And what I didn’t know until recent days, is that the show is entirely improv!  Which only blew my mind a bit more when I thought about how talented I thought this cast already was, even before learning that the whole crew makes up their lines as they go along.  Absolutely brilliant!

And this got me thinking even further into how great of a cast this truly is.  I instantly thought of one of the supporting characters, Pearl.  She is a young lady who produces some of the most delightfully awkward scenes in the show.  Then I began to think about the actress behind the character Pearl, the lovely Alexia Dox.  What a woman!  In one character alone, she can lead one to assume that she is beautiful, witty, and simply brilliant.  So, I wanted to know if this were the case behind this wonderful rising star in the acting world.  And, even through a few simple correspondences and a bit of Facebook/Twitter stalking, I have come to realize that it is absolutely true!  Ms. Dox is a blessing to us all if you truly think about it.  The young talent, especially females, seem to get a bad rap sheet due to the actions of few, and our newly developed part of our human nature that makes us feel compelled to dwell on silly shit and meme, post, tweet, etc. about it for a few days, until said young female does something else to ridicule.  We are all to blame I believe.  But nevertheless, I am here to clearly state that there is definitely hope!  Young brilliant people like Alexia Dox are making all of the difference!

And I thought it would be brilliant to ask Alexia Dox a few questions about Quick Draw, her career thus far, and what the future will hold for this amazingly funny and witty actress who I haven’t a doubt in the world will one day be taking the world by storm.  So here we go!  Enjoy!

 

When did you first realize you wanted to join the world of acting?  Has it always been something you have wanted to do?

I wouldn’t say I always knew I wanted to act, but I was definitely and notoriously a huge ham as a kid. If you watch our home videos, half of them are me forcing a parental figure to video tape me dancing to Backstreet Boys for way too long, or stuffing my sister in a Tupperware cabinet (done with some pretty strong comedic timing). But I think the moment I knew I wanted to act was after I signed up for the school musical, “Oliver!”, in 7th Grade. I say “after” because I definitely signed up just because all my friends were doing it. But I ended up really loving it. I had one line, but man, I was stoked. And I think in terms of deciding to do it as a career, that happened in college. I was going to UCSB for their Marine Biology program, since that seemed like the more practical, less risky career and passion to follow. But after getting cast in a couple shows my first year, I knew that the Cuttlefish and Moon Jellies would just have to cheer me on from the sidelines, because there was no way I could just make acting some small hobby and still be happy. UCSB actually has one of the better BFA acting programs as well as a great Marine Biology program, so I kinda lucked out…or subconsciously, I may have totally known that.

Quick Draw is an absolutely brilliant show that I am so excited to come back for a second season.  I understand much of the show is improv?  With that in mind, and the pure comedic genius of the entire cast, how is the set life on this show?  Is it as fun to shoot as it is to watch?

Well shoot, thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed it! From what I’ve seen and filmed so far, Season 2 is going to be AWESOME. I’m so stoked to see it all come together.

It’s ALL improvisation! Not everyone realizes that watching the show, but I love when I read comments like, “Who wrote this?! This is great!” And I think viewers enjoy the comedy that much more when they figure out we basically make all this stuff up on the fly.

This is how a day at Quick Draw goes: you arrive, you go into hair and make-up, put your costume on, show up to set, and then, and only then, does Nancy Hower (our fearless and talented leader and director) explain what is going on in the scene in the perspective of your character and what has happened before this scene to give it context, as well as the plot points you’ll need to hit for the scene to make the episode’s story make sense. And you just go. It’s awesome. Nancy will shout things out for us to say or riff on if we start to stray too far or forget one of those plot points, but for the most part, we’re on our own. She’ll also be on us if we say anything that’s not period enough. Common culprits are ‘sex’ and ‘awesome’. We all know  at least 3 period-appropriate synonyms for ‘sex’.

For me last year, as an actress working her first professional job, with no real improvisation schooling (but having a real love of it), surrounded by comedic geniuses who have been doing this for, at the very least, a handful of years…I’d be lying if I said the set-up didn’t make me pee my pants a little at first. But honestly, the set on this show is so supportive and kind, and led by such good people (John Lehr and Nancy Hower, the creators: so much talent in such humble and nice people), that you just fall into it. I love it. I’m never memorizing lines again. DONE. I’m improvising everything. Can’t wait for my next Shakespeare audition.

But yeah, set-wise, I’ve been spoiled. This show is so much fun, the crew is the best kind of people, and the cast I get a chance to work with, John Lehr, Bob Clendenin, Allison Dunbar, Nick Brown, Michael Anastasia, Kate Frisbee…that’s right, I’m name dropping EVERYWHERE. These people are hilarious, on camera and off. People need to watch the outtakes of the show to see what we had to cut out because we just didn’t have enough time to stuff it all in. The Whiskey Support Group outtakes are probably my favorite.

Alexia Dox 3So, without giving too much away, can you tell us a little bit about what we can expect to see on the new season of Quick Draw?  Especially in regards to Pearl!?

Oh man.What can I tell you?! I can tell you with utmost confidence that Season 2 is going to be even more ridiculous and entertaining than the first season. I don’t want to give away anything I’m not supposed to. But I guess you’ll find out it’s off limits if Pearl suddenly gets killed off this season.

I can say that we definitely get to see more of who Pearl was and is, and there’s a lot more character exploring in general this season, I think. Pearl and Eli’s relationship goes places this season, outside of exchanging money for Pearl’s services, and Pearl’s complicated past definitely catches up with her this season. Some characters come back, in more ways than one. And a bear. We have a bear this season. I think I’ve said too much.

I saw on Twitter that you finally got a week off from shooting Quick Draw, and had no idea what you were to do with yourself.  So what did you come up with?  What do you normally do when you are not working or developing your craft?

I totally had to double check that tweet: my first thought reading that question was, “I said ‘finally’?! What’s wrong with me? We’ve only been shooting for two and a half weeks!” I’m glad I didn’t, I’d have to call myself out on that.

Even on days off, I kinda feel like I have to do something productive in relation to acting or writing, or I go a little stir-crazy. But if I really commit to relaxing: I’ll sleep in until 9AM (I like to live dangerously), watch some morning TV with a good cup of coffee, read a good book (if you’ve seen The Room, you have to read The Disaster Artist, it’s gold), get a text from my boyfriend making sure I’m actually relaxing and not just pretending to, maybe go to the gym (or strongly consider going), and cook or bake something. Cooking to me is the perfect, relaxing creative outlet. I’m totally that girl who takes all those pictures of her food. And I’m a big LA King’s fan! I love going to hockey games: it’s a love I found when I moved to LA, weirdly enough. Beer and men on razor blades. Who would’ve thought. I’m still learning all the rules because I definitely didn’t grow up with hockey, at all but that doesn’t stop me from yelling my face off at games.

Can you tell us about your sketch group It’s Like Science?  How did this come to life?

I actually joined It’s Like Science after they already were up and going for a while. Justin Marshall Elias (one of the two guys who started the group) and I were in a short film together: a super dramatic film about a bipolar, semi-abusive painter, which isn’t funny at all. But between takes, we both would try to take that tense air out of the room by cracking jokes or improvising as different, weird characters together. We just clicked comedically. So after the super depressing shoot, he invited me to shoot a sketch with him and his co-member, George Parker Mann, who also has a fancy three-part name. After that, they brought me in as a permanent fixture in the group, which I was stoked about! I love writing, and it was a way to flex those muscles and actually get my work filmed and out there. I’ve learned so much about production, editing, directing and writing just by having to wear different hats in this group. It’s something I’d totally recommend to actors  who are “looking for work”. At some point, you gotta just start making the work and those parts yourself, or you’re just waiting by your phone or refreshing your e-mail.

Can you tell us a bit about the upcoming short XR91 BioRebellion 2.0 featuring James Franco?

I honestly have absolutely no clue how the James Franco part of that transpired. I did this short when I first got to LA, but it was added to my IMDB page recently. I clicked on it, and saw that James Franco apparently makes an appearance in it somewhere. The film’s a mockumentary-style, improvised comedy short about this guy who wants to make action films while everyone else in film school is doing depressing artsy films. I’m a pretty small role (it was improvised, I played one of the film school kids), and I have no idea what it looks like, but I guess it gives me a “I was in a film with James Franco” card, which I’ll totally take.

So what else can we expect to see from you in 2014 and beyond?  Anything exciting?

Definitely expect the new season Quick Draw to come out in the early-Fall! I think a lot of the shorts and web projects I’ve been working on in the last year are coming out in the next couple months, so I’ll look ridiculously productive when that happens. My friend and I are also working on a Downton Abbey musical parody, which hopefully will be going by the end of the year. But I’ll hopefully be doing a lot more comedy and maybe even a splash of something dark and dramatic. And a lot more writing and improvising on the horizon, hopefully. I try to keep people (my mom) updated by posting projects that come out on my Facebook page.

Alexia DoxWhat was the last thing that made you smile?

This probably wasn’t the last thing, because it was about a week ago, and hopefully I cracked a smile between then and now…but the first thing that comes to mind is we had one of the producers of the show and her son (who’s probably about 4 or 5?) come to set one day, and the kid is completely infatuated with superheroes, specifically Super Man. He dresses up like Super Man almost every day, and he’s basically the cutest kid I’ve ever seen in my life. So during lunch one day, we’re all outside at the tables eating, when we see these red boots and cape in the distance…and Super Man appears! One of our prop guys dressed head to toe as Super Man: the hair, the suit, everything. The whole cast and crew was cheering, and the kid was so shocked and surprised. He didn’t say a whole lot but you could tell he was beaming on the inside. You couldn’t not smile at that. Didn’t I say our set was awesome?!

Damned by Chuck Palahniuk [Book]

Damned by Chuck PalahniukMadison is the thirteen-year-old daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire. Abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, she dies over the holiday, presumably of a marijuana overdose. The last thing she remembers is getting into a town car and falling asleep. Then she’s waking up in Hell. Literally. Madison soon finds that she shares a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by their doomed fate, like an afterschool detention for the damned. Together they form an odd coalition and march across the unspeakable landscape of Hell–full of used diapers, dandruff, WiFi blackout spots, evil historical figures, and one horrific call center–to confront the Devil himself.

– AMAZON

My thoughts:

I must begin this piece by clearly stating this:  There is absolutely so much to love about this book.  It is clever, original, and absolutely brilliant.  And though it may rank at the bottom of my favorites from Mr. Palahniuk, that is still sort of like being the least kind deed done by Gandhi or Dr. Martin Luther King among a plethora of amazing things done, right?

I originally intended for this line to be at the end of this piece, but decided that it must be made clear that I, like critics, readers and Portlanders alike, absolutely adore what Palahniuk has done, and even if a book is not “my favorite from him”, in no way makes this a bad book at all.  I’ve read some pretty shitty books.  But this is definitely not one of them.  I find it sort of ironic that I managed to read a Hemingway and Palahniuk book, one after another, and found them both to be my least favorite of their works.  In the simplest terms, and most convenient definitions (get it?), reading the words of folks like Hemingway or Palahniuk is like the old saying about pizza or sex: even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.  So, there I said it.  I can now continue on bashing the work of a legend who I could never even dream of being compared to, what with my constant grammatical errors and studious love for ending sentences with prepositions.

That being said, as if it hasn’t already, Damned wasn’t one of my favorite Palahniuk books.  That being said, again, I must also admit that I have never read Fight Club.  I know, it seems as though it is a must, as every book cover of one of his works states “author of Fight Club”, and it spawned the brilliant film directed by David Fincher and stars Mr. Angelina Jolie, Edward Furlong’s brother from American History X, the super hot, moody dude with really cool hair from My So Called Life, and Mr. Paradise By the Dashboard Light himself.  But, I simply have not gotten around to it.  But I have read much of Palahniuk’s work, enough to discover that the proverbial dick sucking that the critics give him every time he moves or blinks is all highly deserved.  The man is a genius with them words, and is obviously one of the finest novelists of our time.

But, Damned just wasn’t what I was expecting to hear from Chuck.  Sure it is clever and littered with a wonderfully new concept of what hell must look like, involves a brilliant cohesion of John Hughes and Dante in one, and evokes the idea that all sugar laced treats belong in hell (a theory in which I a can jump on board with).  There are so many beautiful things about this book, and as you would expect, it is highly controversial.  But, my major complaint is that Mr. Palahniuk seemed to be more focused on the controversy he is known to provoke, rather than emphasizing on the brilliant writing he is also widely known for.  I mean, this is the guy who once wrote a book about a former porn star who is beset upon the idea of setting the record for having the most dicks inserted in to her in one concurrent setting, and managed to make it a beautiful tale that was also sorrowful and almost tear jerking.  Therefore, the concept of a thirteen year old girl being sent to hell and going on an adventure should have been easy, right?  I don’t put the blame on Chuck himself, entirely.  The concept of “what is hell like” is one that has been played out time and time again.  Even as I look back on one of my favorite depictions of Hell, from Woody Allen’s film Deconstructing Harry, I find the concept of Billy Crystal being the devil and using air conditioning to “fuck up the ozone layer”, is now pretty corny, but hey, it was the 90’s!

I believe my real issue here is just how non-specific Palahniuk’s topic was in this book.  Specificity is his fucking gold mine.  His works are so strangely bizarre and original that a reader may find themselves thinking aloud, “How does he come up with this shit.  This is the man who came up with the concept of groups of average joe’s getting together to beat the shit out of each other and the idea of a man pretending to choke on his food in restaurants only to be saved by a patron saint who feels obliged to send the poor fool money for the rest of his life.  In fact, the only “typical” concepts I can imagine coming from Palahniuk in days passed would probably be in Tell All and Survivor.  Bitchy old actresses and plane crashes being the norm in the literary world that is.  Yet, he manages to put a science ficitony type twist to the end of all of these tales that is absolutely mind blowing.

Foto von Chuck PalahniukMaybe that is the problem here.  The concept of living in hell is an open ended discussion that could go on for hours, which may have left our dear writer with far too much space to move around, when he is used to a more specific and cramp space to create.  And perhaps this is a reasonable explanation as to why there is actually a sequel to this book already on the shelves entitled Doomed.  I know that I will ultimately read this book as well despite my dissertation here about how I did not like this book.  I will read it not for the sake of redemption by Chuck that I’m certain he doesn’t feel he needs, but more for a continuation of his own unique and hilarious interpretation of the world of Hell.  As I previously stated, there just may have been too much space for Chuck to move around with using such an age old concept as Hell.  Therefore, a creative mind like Palahniuk could probably write more volumes about living in Hell than one person could enjoy in a lifetime.  Shit, when I consider the fact that Hell is as real as a place as Narnia or The Place of Dead Roads, the possibilities actually seem endless.  It is an empty canvas just waiting for Palahniuk to splash with paint made from the blood of the wicked.  And I will continue to respect his decisions to follow this path.  But, I might be waiting for him to move back to his old ways and means.

 

Note: 2014 is the first year for book reviews at Trainwreck’d Society.  We will be making a valiant effort to read and review at least 100 books.  This is review #3.  Be sure to stay in touch and be on the lookout for further reviews throughout 2014.  Be sure to let us know if we are falling behind.  For a complete list of book reviews, click HERE.  Enjoy!

Trainwreck’d Society’s Person of 2013: Alexander Hallett [Exclusive]

Alex3When it came to choosing this year’s Person of Year I have to admit, I think I chose them very early on in the year.  Yes, there were a few contenders to pour in later, but I think I always had my heart set on this guy.  Sir Alexander Hallett.

I first came to know Alex almost five years ago when I was writing primarily for Fensepost.com under the wing of the wise and talented Andrew Fenstermaker.  Fensepost wasn’t known for its inclusion of hip hop music in its then twice daily music posts.  But, Fense knew I was a fan of “alternative” hip hop, so he passed along a request from an artist named Alexipharmic.  The name alone intrigued me, as I could hardly figure out how to say it.  I remember listening to one of his many  Good Side of Bad volumes at a little breakfast nook in a temporary home when I first moved to Spokane, WA.  I was absolutely blown away.  At this point in my life, my resignation of listening to the hip hop world was almost in full effect, but I was always holding on.  In fact I am certain that Alex only found me because I had recently done my first ever hip hop album review for one of comrades, John Overlie a.k.a. Grynch.  And thus the story of how I have come to know and become in awe of Alexander Hallett began.

Years later, Alex would change his staged name to Bodi.  Which was a name that I would also butcher for a while before hearing it pronounced right (It’s Bo-Dee).  And he continued to make beautiful songs and perform across the country.  His strength in lyrics has always been a high selling point for his work for me, and he still manages to grow with every song he throws down.  The point where Alex truly became a dear friend of mine (although, we have never actually met, but one day!) was in the earliest part of 2011 when I was working on a charity based

Alex and Michael "Eyedea" Larsen

Alex and Michael “Eyedea” Larsen

collective works book entitled Children of Mercy: Tales and Teachings From The World of Independent Music.  It was a collection of essays by some of the fine folks I have managed to get to know in the independent music world.  And Alex wrote one of the dearest, most heart-felt essays that paid tribute to the near recent passing of one of his friends/idols, Michael “Eyedea” Larsen, a man whose rise to fame was obvious with a bustling career and large fan base, but was sadly cut short at a young age.  Alex’s brilliant words about Michael led me to decide that COM had to be dedicated in his honor.  I am eternally grateful that Alex was so willing, and practically eager, to help out with this project.

So, that is how I know him.  I know that is a long-winded explanation of two people meeting, without actually meeting, for an article that is supposed to be about the great things somebody did in a certain year, not about essays and music released 3-5 years ago.  So here we go:  Whenever I think of how to describe Alexander Hallet, there is always one simple word that comes to mind.  Selfless.

As some of you may know, Bodi topped the end of year lists this year here at TWS.  His single “Clotho” came in as our #2 favorite song of the year, and his album The Fall of Atlas came in as our #1 favorite album.  Yes, it was that damn good, I will recommend it to everyone out there who says hip hop is dead (but that is a whole other can of worms to open).  It was not only my favorite album of the year, it will certainly be a contender throughout the rest of my days as, “one of the greatest” I have ever heard.  But, it isn’t just Alex’s talents as Bodi that make him so special.  Let’s go on

The album was released last 1. Bodi - The Fall of AtlasFebruary, and two days later Alex hit the road.  Only Alex wasn’t going on tour to promote his latest and greatest efforts.  No, the artist known as Bodi was setting off on what he would call The Volunteer Adventure.  I don’t know about you, but heading to an orphanage outside of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam is about the strangest way to promote an album release I have ever heard of.  Of course, this brings us back to the big word.  Selfless.  And Alex was not just headed to Vietnam for a week to help out, the man set out on an entire year of volunteering across the globe!  This cat also spent a month to two months in Cambodia, Nepal, Kenya, South Africa, Romania, Colombia, and Peru.  All the while, lending whatever services were needed from him.  Even as I type these words, I find it completely astonishing and breathtaking just how much of himself Alex gave up for almost an entire year to help those less fortunate than himself.  In fact, I am beginning to wonder if the world “Selfless” just isn’t enough.

IMG_2279What is most peculiar about Alex taking this adventure really is just how NOT surprised I, and certainly others, were to hear that Alex would do such a thing.  He has always been a charitable lad.  Since his inception as a hip hop artist, he has donated at least 50% of any proceeds he receives to one great cause or another.  He has already been to Kenya in the years prior to this volunteer adventure, which was probably what sparked his interest in moving about the earth once again.  Those who know and love Alex, surely understand all of these things, and have to be even more proud of him than I am.  I’m just a blogger with a little website I like to use to talk about my friends.  And when I know somebody like this, it is such a privilege to attempt to honor him in any way possible.

And like we always do, we felt it was necessary to invite some of Alex’s friends to join in on the fun and tell us why exactly Alex deserves this nomination, and probably even more recognition than he will ever deserve.  I may have already stolen the thunder from some of the contributors in the previous text, but let it be known that these are HIS friends he has, in some form or another worked with or knows personally.  And it truly solidifies the fact that Alex is just a great person, and a prime example of how more people should be.  Just about everyone who knows Alex, even those not featured below, will surely tell you that he is without a doubt one of the kindest souls you may ever have the great fortune of knowing, hearing about, or simply passing by on the street.

Thank you Alex for your contributions in music that we so adore, and especially for contributions to the world.  You are a beautiful man.

IMG_0123Megan Herdeman (Girlfriend)

Alex is, without question, the most incredible, selfless, compassionate and inspiring man I have ever met. He is always working to make himself, others, and the world better, and does it with more grace and unwavering positivity than I could have imagined. I have spent a lot of time with Alex, and have seen first hand the impact he has on everyone and every thing he touches, always leaving things in a better place than how he found them. What he’s doing now is maybe his greatest feat yet, and it’s incredible for me to know and witness him changing lives across the globe. I am incredibly fortunate to be able to have been a part of it with him. He has become the change he wants to see in the world, and I am so proud of that. He deserves for every dream to come true, and I think being recognized for the amazing and hard work he is doing is a great start.

ThinxxWesley de la Hunt (hip hop artist, Thinxx)

I know Alex through hiphop and music. About 6 years ago I left a message on Grieves’ Myspace page and got a message from Alex saying if I like what Grieves is doing it’s quite possible that I’d like his stuff. So I checked it out and I really liked what I heard. We’ve been friends ever since and I actually never met him in person till a few months ago but meeting him was as if we’d known each other for ages.

I think Alex deserves the award because he has an unsatisfying desire to help people, whether it’s through his music or his album sales(of which he has always given half to charity) or his volunteer work we’re he gives himself tirelessly. I don’t know of too many people, firstly with this type of commitment and then the actual desire and drive to actually get up and do something. What he’s done over the years and this year in specific deems him well-worthy of this award in my eyes. He is changing people’s lives for the better and I have nothing but the utmost respect for that. So, thanks Alex.

EricAlexMerchEric Murphy (hip hop artist, Errol Hem)

I met Alex in May 2011 through mutual music friend Nicholas “Ordeal” Oliver when I opened for the Neverending Gun Show Tour in Chicago. I ended up spending the next four days/nights around the guys on the tour in IL, IA and MN (the final day of which was Soundset) and on the third night, at the tour’s Twin Cities stop at Honey, I mentioned to Alex that I was interested in touring myself. Two months later, I was on the road doing shows throughout the US West with him, Engineers in Your Ear and Doctype for two incredible weeks. Since this time, Alex and I keep in regular contact, discussing matters of life, continuing to collaborate on shows and musical efforts, and seasonally duking it out in fantasy football & basketball. In such a short amount of time, he has quickly become one of my very good friends and someone who I consider as close as family.

Jason PitmanJason Pitman (artist, lifelong friend)

Alex is one the most genuine and selfless people I’ve known in my life. He is the type of person to look out for the well-being of others over his own pleasure or satisfaction. Just look at what he’s been up to in 2013; living in and sharing his time, efforts and knowledge with young children in orphanages throughout the world for a full year. That alone makes Alex worthy of this nomination. I feel more than honored and privileged to be able to call him my friend and am always hoping for the best for him.

Alex and i have been friends since the 1st grade and haven’t looked back since. Through all the ups and downs, we have been best friends for over 20 years. Although we went to college in different states and subsequently lived in different areas for much of post college life, whenever we get a chance to hang out again, we slide back into the old routine, without ever skipping a beat. The mark of true friendship.

In my mind, there isn’t a more genuine or humble human being on the planet. while his trek around the globe helping those less fortunate is being seen by many people, away from that light, he is just as compassionate and helpful, if not more so. He has helped me through my greatest adversities and has been nothing but supportive in my dreams and abilities. He puts others needs above his and doesn’t hesitate to drop his own plans if someone is in trouble, whether that person is a stranger or someone close to him. I could spend a long time writing all the things that make the man special and deserving of this honor. When it comes down to it, there aren’t many people in the world as selfless and genuine as him. People are lucky to hear his passion and drive through his music. I am beyond lucky to call him my friend.

Kyle RichardsonKyle Richardson (musician, Engineers In Your Ears)

Alex may be the most genuine and kind-hearted soul I have ever met.  This guy has inspired me in my life more than words can explain.  He carries thoughtful heart into any project he does and strives to make the world a better place by helping others.  He is an amazing humanitarian and a great friend.  The first day I met Alex in person, he drove from Colorado to Arizona to kick off a Tour we planned through long-distance social media communications.  We traveled to many cities as complete strangers and eventually grew to be great friends.  During the trip Alex made it a point to take us to some of the most amazing places and even took us into his home where we met his Father and Step-mother.  I can see where he gets his kindness from, as his parents are also wonderful people.  Alex is always traveling the world offering a helping hand in less-fortunate communities.  He has literally improved the quality of life for entire villages.  Alex is proof that there are still amazing people in this world and I feel blessed to call him my friend.

Krysta Rayford
Krysta Rayford (musician, K.Raydio)
I met Alex through another artist, my mentor M.anifest. M.anifest (yes, with a period) had told me about a very passionate, creative artist named Bodi and how he really works to connect art and social change. I work as an Artist Educator for Face Forward, a group in Minnesota, and was contacted by Alex via email a few months after learning about his work. He asked me to be a part of his project, The Fall of Atlas, and I was taken aback by his warmth and brilliance.  Alex is worthy of this nomination because he truly is a person that encapsulates a good, admirable human being. He is so genuine about doing work to help benefit other people. In the music industry, it is rare to find someone who cares more about others than they do about themselves. Alex is that person.

Bryan RodeckerBryan Rodecker (hip hop artist, Infidelix)

I know Alex throughout the hip hop community and tour scene. He stayed at my house while passing through Denton Tx on tour with Kristoff Krane and Sadistik and Ordeal. Since then we have kept in touch via facebook and he has been an inspiration to my upcoming journey that I will be going on.  He is worthy of the nomination because he does one thing that most people don’t do. He actually follows through with what he says. To much in life people say they are gonna do something, or dream about doing something and this dude actually did it. He changes peoples lives man in all his projects. There are not to many genuine people out there anymore and he is a great example of one that still shines.

AlexCasOneJacob Snider (hip hop artist, Cas One)

I know Alex through music but I better know Alex by becoming his friend through music. We have toward several times together and I couldn’t ask for a more trust worthy and responsible person to spend time out in the wild with. Alex is selfless. Without a doubt the most compassionate and caring individual I have ever met. His empathy is without bound. He is the type of person you immediately know you can trust. He volunteers most of his years for the needy and when he is not volunteering he is working and saving so that he can go back out to volunteer all over again. Selfless. He wouldn’t only give you the shirt off of his back he would also give you his last meal. Alex isn’t worthy of this nomination. Alex is the reason this kind of award can exist.

Eric WatsonEric Watson (hip hop artist, SimpleSteven)

I met Alex on the Never Ending Gun Show tour in 2011. He was performing as Bodi and I had the pleasure of getting an opening slot in my hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Alex and the crew stayed at my house for a couple of days before they had to leave for tier next show. I was impacted by how nice and approachable he is. Even now we keep in touch over the internet. Alex deserves this without a doubt. It’s hard enough maintaining a career in music without anything else; but then he takes 50% of the profit and donates it to charity?! That’s impressive. Most people keep all their money. And now he is sacrificing a year if his life to help others. Volunteering his time in orphanages all over the world. Honestly, Alex is one of the most compassionate and selfless people I know.

Anna-Lynne WilliamsAnna-Lynne Williams (musician, Lotte Kestner)

I met Alex through our mutual friend Cody Foster (Sadistik) a couple of years back. he asked me to sing on a song that was my favorite of his and i jumped at the chance. but it wasn’t until meeting him properly months later, and talking at length, sharing music back and forth, that i realized what a uniquely kind person he is, and then started to see how that had seeped into his rapping. i actually burst into tears once looking at the photos he had taken on some of his trips helping kids in third world countries. i hope that he has gained a lot from his recent travels and that many people have benefited from getting to meet him.

 

For those of you out there who just now discovering Alexander Hallett and his work, good for you.  And check out his website to learn even more!

With Friends Like These -or- Our Favorite Albums of 2013 [Exclusive]

friendslikethese copyIt has been a long, yet wonderful 2 1/2 years of existence for Trainwreck’d Society.  We have been showcasing some pretty amazing artists in the world of music, film, literature, art, etc.  In fact the entire intention of the formation of this site was to do just that.  We wanted to get together artists from many different backgrounds and forms to come together as one right here on these pages.  And I firmly believe that the lists below is a wonderful way to make this happen.

With Friends Like These – or- Our Favorite Albums of 2013 brings together folks who have been a part of the TWS family for a while, as well as invites new friends to join the team.  And by showcasing their choices for their favorite albums of the year, it really does prove that TWS has become a real melting point of creativity. Thankfully, we had help from the Craig Francis Music store, otherwise this task would of taken much longer. You will find so many different variations and genres of music showcased here by some very wonderful and talent people in their own right.  I stand firm when I say that the music industry, though seemingly bruised and battered to the common on looker, is NOT dead.  And one look at this list should prove to you that their are so many great artists out there, whether “mainstream” or “indie” that are being heard, and there is a plethora of great music to be heard if you are willing to hunt it down for yourself.

So, with that in mind, I present to you With Friends Like These -or- Our Favorite Albums of 2013.  Enjoy!

Note:  Albums with a * also appeared on Trainwreck’d Society’s Top 37 1/2 Albums of 2013.

Beat, Matt

Matt Beat (musician, Electric Needle Room)

The Dead Girls – Fade In/Fade Out

Camera Obscura – Desire Lines

Vampire Weekend – Modern Vampires of the City

Lindsay Katt – Picking Out Boxes

The ACBs – Little Leaves

Bernier, Luc

Luc Bernier (actor, Torment)

Arcade Fire – Reflektor

Sting – The Last Ship

Little Boots – Nocturnes

David Bowie – The Next Day

MS MR – Secondhand Rapture

Brown, Matthew

Matt Brown (musician, Trespassers William)

Daughter – If You Leave

The National – Trouble Will Find Me

Volcano Choir – Repave

Rhye – Woman

Overgrown – James Blake

Bukowski, John

John Bukowski (musician, Ebony Sorrow)

Vaura – The Missing

Beastmilk – Climax

Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats – Mind Control

Ghost – Infestissumam

Whirr – Around

Cacciola, Sophia

Sophia Cacciola (musician, Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling)

Sarah Rabdau & The Self Employed Assassins – Free As Thieves

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys – Soft Time Traveler

Hallelujah the Hills – Portrait of an Artist as a Trash Can

Parlour Bells – Thank God For the Night

Faux On – Bhopal Hoax

Chaplin, Tim

Tim Chaplin (musician, Factory Kids)

Jackson Scott – Melbourne

Factory Floor – Factory Floor

RO Boo – Legacy

Babyshambles – Sequel to the Prequel

My Bloody Valentine – My Bloody Valentine

Cortese, Jared

Jared Cortese (musician, The Jesus Rehab)

Julia Massey – Songs From the Nook

Tangerine – Radical Blossom

Pearl Jam – Lightning Bolt

The Flaming Lips – Peace Sword EP

Robb Benson and the Shelk – Cursive Fall From the Sky

Craigie, John

John Craigie (musician)

Gregory Alan Isakov – The Weatherman

Marshall McLean Band – Glossolalia*

Holly McGarry & Benjamin Burns – Feathers

Neil Young – Live at the Cellar Door

The Wood Brothers – The Muse

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© 2012 Marcy May Photography, LLC

Sam Cregger (musician)

Jason Isbell – Southeastern

Amos Lee – Mountains of Sorrows, Rivers of Songs

Courtney Marie Andrews – On My Page

Christopher Paul Stelling – False Cities

Holly Williams – The Highway

Daughterey, Mike

Mike Daugherty (musician, Nanaki)

Alice In Chains – The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

Low – The Invisible Way

Mudhoney – Vanishing Point

Sebadoh – Defend Yourself

Dead Wolf Club – RAR

Feigh, Ryan 

Ryan Feigh (journalist, The Portland Mercury)

Glenn Waco – NorthBound

Chance The Rapper – Acid Rap

Epp – Chrome Plated Chronicles

Tope – Trouble Man

Sapient – Slump

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Heather Fink (filmmaker/actress, Alleged)

Arcade Fire – Reflektor

Nine Inch Nails – Hesitation marks

Iggy Azalea – The New Classic

The National – Trouble Will Find Me

Deerhunter – Monomania

Hardy, Jon

Jon Hardy (musician, The Pristines) 

Gallon Drunk  – The Road Gets Darker From Here

Crystal Castles – III

Ariel Pink’s Haunted Grafitti – Mature Themes

Tindersticks – The Something Rain

5th – Metric – Synthetica

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Dustin Hill – (musician, Black Pussy)

Vista Chino – Peace

Monster Magnet – Last Patrol

Red Fang – Whales and Leeches

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats – Mind Control

All Them Witches – Lightning At The Door

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Hilary Holladay phD – (author, American Hipster: The Life of Herbert Huncke, The Times Square Hustler Who Inspired the Beat Movement)

Indigo Girls – The Essential Indigo Girls

Iron and Wine – Ghost on Ghost

Lorde – Pure Heroine

The Civil Wars – The Civil Wars

Emmylou Harris – Old Yellow Moon

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Jason Hull (filmmaker, Krampus: The Christmas Devil)

Dream Theater – Dream Theater

Testament – Dark Roots of Earth

Anders Osborne – Peace

Fates Warning – Darkness In A Different Light

Death Angel – This Dream Calls For Blood

Hutchinson, Bryce

Bryce Hutchinson – (musician, Dedere)

Queens of the Stone Age – …Like Clockwork

Neko Case – The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight

Grandhorse – Portraiturefolio*

Bubble Cats – Hiss/Mews/Purr

Hellyfyre Club – Dorner vs Tookie

Matthew Mishory

Matthew Mishory (filmmaker, Joshua Tree 1951)

Vampire Weekend – Modern Vampires of the City

John Grant – Pale Green Ghosts

My Bloody Valentine – My Bloody Valentine

Kanye West – Yeezus

Daft Punk – Random Access Memories

Kramer, Vince

Vince Kramer (author, Death Machines of Death)

Amorphis – Circle

Carcass – Surgical Steel

Broken Hope – Omen of Disease

Suffocation – Pinnacle of Bedlam

GWAR – Battle Maximus

Nordstrom, Sanna

Sanna Nordstrom (radio and magazine profile)

Ghost – Infestissumam

Carcass – Surgical Steel

Annihilator – Feast

Amon Amarth – Deceiver of the Gods

Alice In Chains – The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

Nyberg, Ola

Ola Nyberg (musician, Before I Got Convenient)

Eve & the Last Waltz – The Shame and the Blame

Superchunk – I Hate Music

Ef – Ceremonies

Guided By Voices – English Little League

Yo La Tengo – Fade

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Michael Ornstein (actor/artist, Sons of Anarchy)

Jagwar Ma – Howlin

Jake Bugg – Jake Bugg

Mike Carton Kids – The Ash and Clay

Elvis Costello and the Roots – Wise Up Ghost

Queens of the Stone Age – …Like Clockwork

 Phil The Tremolo King

Phil The Tremolo King (musician)

John Grant – Pale Green Ghosts

Mozura – Skinny Fingers

Jim O and the Swanky Psychos

Lonesome Leash – One Foot in Front of the Other

Orquestra Basura

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Photo by Alicia J. Rose

Jon Ragel (musician, Boy Eats Drum Machine)

Flaming Lips – The Terror

Quasimoto – Am I Confused

Apparat – Krieg und Frieden

Thee Oh Sees – Floating Coffin

Ghostface Killah – Twelve Reasons To Die

Rat, Ira

Ira Rat (musician, Neon Lushell)

Teaadora – A Jamais Vierge/Virgin Forever

David Bowie – The Next Day*

Pixleated Deer – S/T EP

Devo – Hardcore Devo (Re-Issue)

Gloom Balloon – You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Disaster…

Bob Rice

Bob Rice (DJ/musician, KYRS Thin Air Community Radio, Spokane, WA)

Tedeschi Trucks Band – Made Up Mind

California Transit Authority – Sacred Ground

Stone Diamond – We Stole The Stars From The Black Night

Eric Taylor – Studio 10

Cody Beebe & The Crooks – Out Here

Rudick, Ezekiel J

Ezekiel J. Rudick (musician, Violent Psalms)

Overseas – Overseas

Low – The Invisible Way

John Vanderslice – Dagger Beach

Modern Kin – Modern Kin

Sebadoh – Defend Yourself

Sadistik

Sadistik (hip hop artist)

Cage – Kill The Architect

Chance The Rapper – Acid Rap

Freddie Gibbs – ESGN

Run The Jewels – Run The Jewels

ASAP Rocky – Long Live ASAP

Schrag, Ember

Ember Schrag (musician)

Josephine Foster – I’m A Dreamer

Various Artist – 75 Dollar Bill

Horse Lords – Mixtape Vol. 2

Steve Martin & Edie Brickell – Love Has Come For You*

Val Glenn – Trade

Shirley, Devon Christian

Devon Christian Shirley (musician, Grandhorse)

Phoenix – Bankrupt

Empty Palace – Empty Palace EP

Rubedo – Love is the Answer

Kurt Vile – Walking on a Pretty Day

Atoms For Peace – AMOK

Skolrud, Nathan

Nathan Skolrud (musician/producer, The Mix Position)

The National – Trouble WIll Find Me

Atoms For Peace – AMOK

The Knife – Shaking the Habitual

Arcade Fire – Reflektor

Tegan and Sara – Closer

Sleep
Sleep (hip hop artist, 2 Man Cypher)

Kue The Vandal – The Prelude to the Gun Smoke and Brain Matter

Chance The Rapper – Acid Rap

J Cole – Born Sinner

Cocaine Chris – Cain & Glory

Caskey – The Transient Classiks

Smith, Adam

Adam Smith (musician, Grandhorse)

Dedere – Little Ease in the Bell Jar*

Washed Out – Paracosm

The National – Trouble WIll Find Me

Kurt Vile – Walkin On A Pretty Daze

Phoenix – Bankrupt

Smith, Anthony

Anthony Smith (musician)

Gabrielle Aplin – English Rain

The Legendary Ten Seconds – Loyaulté Me Lie

National Pastime – All Our Yesterdays

Mozura – Skinny Fingers

Adam Ant – Adam Ant Is the Blueblack Hussar in Marrying the Gunner’s Daughter

Best wishes, Anthony

Spencer, Angelo

Angelo Spencer (musician, K Records)

Harafinso – Bollywood Inspired Film Music From Hausa Nigeria

M.I.A. – Matangi

Mammane Sani Et Son Orgue – La Musique Electronigue Du Niger

DJ Arafat – Ketebo

Choubi Choubi! Folk and Pop Sounds From Iraq (Volume 2)

Star Anna

Star Anna (musician)

Widower –  Fool Moon

Miley Cyrus – Bangerz

Daft Punk – Random Access Memories

Pearl Jam – Lightening Bolt

Neko Case – The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You

Curtis Sutton

Curtis Sutton (blogger/TWS contributor)

HAIM – Days Are Gone

Janelle Monae – The Electric Lady

The National – Trouble Will Find Me

Kanye West – Yeezus

CHVRCHES – THe Bones of What You Believe

Tackett, Chris

Chris Tackett (musician, Dream The Electric Sleep)

SubRosa – More Constant than the Gods

Chelsea Wolfe – Pain is Beauty

Cult of Luna – Vertikal

Corrections House – Last City Zero

Russian Circles – Memorial

Williams, Anna-Lynne

Anna-Lynne Williams (musician, Lotte Kestner)

The National – Trouble Will Find Me

Phosphorescent – Muchacho

Washed Out – Paracosm

Widower – Fool Moon

Sigur Ros – Kviekur

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Billy D William (musician, Fake Flowers Real Dirt)

Omar – The Man

Thundercat – Apocalypse

Skribe – Less Is More

Snarky Puppy – Family Dinner

Gregory Porter – Liquid Spirit

Death in the Afternoon by Ernest Hemingway [Book]

Death in the Afternoon by Ernest HemingwayStill considered one of the best books ever written about bullfighting, “Death in the Afternoon” is an impassioned look at the sport by one of its true aficionados. It reflects Hemingway’s conviction that bullfighting was more than mere sport and reveals a rich source of inspiration for his art. The unrivaled drama of bullfighting, with its rigorous combination of athleticism and artistry, and its requisite display of grace under pressure, ignited Hemingway’s imagination. Here he describes and explains the technical aspects of this dangerous ritual and “the emotional and spiritual intensity and pure classic beauty that can be produced by a man, an animal, and a piece of scarlet serge draped on a stick.” Seen through his eyes, bullfighting becomes a richly choreographed ballet, with performers who range from awkward amateurs to masters of great elegance and cunning.

A fascinating look at the history and grandeur of bullfighting, “Death in the Afternoon” is also a deeper contemplation of the nature of cowardice and bravery, sport and tragedy, and is enlivened throughout by Hemingway’s sharp commentary on life and literature.

– GOODREADS.COM

My thoughts:

If I had to choose three descriptive terms for Ernest Hemingway, it would be easy and they would be the following:  Genius, dignitary, and…..cocksman.  Undoubtedly, Hemingway is one of the greatest American figures in history.  His life and actions during his time have secured him a covenant spot in history as one of the most brilliant men to, frankly, ever exist.  And more importantly, he still personally remains to be the finest pen man of books that kids are forced to read in the public school system.  That is quite the statement for me, considering how much I fucking hated some of the books they chose for us to read.  (Seriously, of all the classic Steinbeck novels, we read The Pearl?)

That being said, Ernest Hemingway seemed to know everything there was to know about being a man.  Sexists as it might seem, that is what he was.  He was a man.  I know that when I read his words, I always seem to develop a desire for a good scotch (even though I don’t really know what “good scotch” is) and a massive flank steak of buffalo meat.  And at the same time, the man was an artist.  Like the Kerouacs and Keseys that would follow in his footsteps, he wrote about how he lived.  Therefore, it is no surprise that old Papa would know everything there is to know about bullfighting, which he has featured predominately in some of his earlier works, and that we would write a mostly instructional book about the subject that is still as relevant today as it was when it was written 80 years ago.

I don’t know anything about bullfighting.  I don’t know much about Spain.  Hell, I didn’t even know that this book existed until I found a copy of it in the audiobook section of my local library here in Spain.  But when I did find it, I was obviously intrigued.  I have been living in Spain just over a month now, and bullfights are definitely on my list of “things I just HAVE to see while in Spain”.  The concept of the sport is absolutely majestic.  And just as most majestic things tend to be, there is also stigma, backlash, and corruption.  And nobody tells it better than Hemingway does in Death in the Afternoon.  Seriously, every nook and cranny about the bullfight world is covered with the type of grace and elegance you would expect from one of the greatest writers in history.  From the detailing maneuvering of a matador or picador, to the sexual exploits that sadly brought so many of them to their graves.  The fears and triumphs of precisely examined and explained in this wonderful and extremely informative narrative.  If you are at all interested in the world of bullfighting, this is the tell all book you simply must read.

That being said, I really didn’t care for it.  Let me explain.  Hemingway has always been one of my favorite writers of all time, and I know I am not alone in these thoughts.  The Sun Also Rises still holds the spot as my favorite book of all time, and the only book I have read more than 3 times.  I didn’t care much for The Old Man and the Sea when I read it at 13 years old, but when I digested it 10 years later, I found it absolutely incredible, and worthy of the praise I once refused to give it.  But, Death in the Afternoon is different.  To be quite honest, if it wasn’t a book by Hemingway, I would probably never have even considered giving it a shot.  In fact, I didn’t even know what the hell the book was about when I picked it up.  I simply saw the name Ernest Hemingway, and a title I had never heard of before, and know that it most be read.  It was a surprise to realize that it was about bullfighting.  And even more surprising that it is about bullfighting in the country I recently moved to (although Spain and bullfighting is as obvious of a collaboration as peas and carrots or peanut butter and jelly).  So my interest was grabbed.  But it just didn’t seem to have the zest and zeal I usually come to expect when reading any sort of story from Papa.  It truly is an instructional piece of non-fiction.  It is as informative as all hell, but not nearly as inspiring as the likes of Men Without Women, or other classic stories he has written.

There is definitely something very personal about this book.  You might think I could appreciate that. I should be able to appreciate the fact that this book was written by a man who yearned to speak his mind, and write about whatever he damn well pleased.  But, I am a selfish man at times.  I respect the legacy of this man more than I respect most anybody.  Still, I can not help but figure that there is a reason that this book managed to escape my knowledge of Mr. Hemingway having ever written it until now.  It isn’t a bad book.  It is written with absolute beauty and grace.  It was pretty much impossible for Ernest not to do so.  It really just isn’t that interesting.  That is unless you are curious about the sport of bullfighting, and especially if you believe yourself to be knowledgable in the sport.  I knew the equivalent of dick before reading this book, and now I feel as though I could tell you whatever you need to know, without even as much as a Google search!

EH 7976PYes, overall Death in the Afternoon seems to be simply another title to add to the “Also By Ernest Hemingway” at the beginning of 187th edition of A Farewell to Arms.  I would recommend it to everybody, simply because it is Ernest Hemingway.  For even the worst work by this man is vastly superior to just about anybody else in history in my opinion.

Note: 2014 is the first year for book reviews at Trainwreck’d Society.  We will be making a valiant effort to read and review at least 100 books.  This is review #2.  Be sure to stay in touch and be on the lookout for further reviews throughout 2014.  Be sure to let us know if we are falling behind.  For a complete list of book reviews, click HERE.  Enjoy!

Travels With Trembaths (Part 2 of 2) [Travelogue]

Spain11December 23rd, 2013

Christmas is in two days.  Yet, today I walked the streets of Rota, Spain in nothing more than a Bluth Frozen Banana Stand t-shirt.  In Chuck Taylors rather than winter boots, I glided over delicate sand rather than slushy snow.  Yes, I am deeply in love with the weather around here.  In fact, I am in love with most everything around here.  We will soon pick up the keys to our new home.  We decided to stay on base, and possibly miss out on the actually “living in Spain” experience.  But, our thought process is that we can still enjoy the atmosphere, travel every which way we please, and still have a house just off the Bay of Cadiz.  And we just couldn’t pass off such an amazing house with just so much room, a courtyard, a backyard the size of half a football field, and being a block and half away from the kids’s school.  Convenience is of the utmost importance when it comes to housing arrangements.  But, I have digressed from the original sequence of events.  Lets go back a little.

We arrived on the flight line of Rota Naval Station at 0730L.  The sun was just beginning to rise, but the air was so delightfully warm.  Of course, for the locals it was probably colder than Bill O’Reilly’s heart, but for a bunch of travelers recently leaving the US around Christmas time, it was absolutely delightful.  The plane ride form Norfolk, Virginia to Rota was mostly uneventful.  Best of all, it was 2 hours shorter than we had originally thought it was going to be.  I only had to eat one shitty meal of “beef” and re-watch that stupid ass movie where Clive Owen manages to sleep with every woman he comes across because of his accent and his past profession as a bad ass soccer player.  Between small bits of sleep, a few trips sneaking off to the lavatory to puff on my e-cig, and taming a few kids, the six hours flew by like nothing.

Spain7Of course, we landed at such an inconvenient time as the day was just beginning.  The time difference is only 6 hours from the east coast in which we just left, so it was though we literally flew throughout the entire night.  But with little to no sleep, and only one glass of wine.  But, we pushed through.  Throughout the week, the family as really learned that jet lag is a son of a bitch.  For the first three days it was impossible to keep them up beyond 6:00 p,m.  I hate to toot my own horn, but I’ve done this shit a few times.  Although I did learn that going 17 hours in to the future to Korea was much easier than going 9 in to Spain.  But, here we are almost a week later and all is well.  We have also learned about the power of kindness and the wonderful benefits of military living.  Sure, the downsides might outweigh the good at times.  Isolation is always a motherfucker.  But, I will be damned if the benefits don’t come out in all of the greatest ways.  Let me explain.

When you move from one base to another, you are usually assigned a sponsor from your work center.  Somebody who has been at your new location for a good amount of time, and has been assigned to help get you settled in.  I have had the great fortune of having an amazing sponsor who coordinated our temporary housing, found us a batch of loaner dishes, cookware, and bedding to use while we await the shipment of our old life currently floating across the Atlantic.  He has also driven myself and my family around to wherever we please, including a night out at a wonderful Spanish & Italian buffett in the city of Jerez.  It has been so amazing to have this dude showing me around where to go, and even letting us steal his fancy Volvo to take the family out on my own.  And to top it all off, another fine gentlemen I will be working with for a while has actually offered up his little Ford Fiesta for us to use until the Subaru comes off the boat in a month or so.  Yes, if I can say one thing about military living it would be this: we take care of our own.  Sure many of vets get the shaft once they get out except for the two or three days a month most of you choose to acknowledge us.  But when we are in, we are a family.  I am not the most patriotic, flag-waving American you will ever know, but I do believe in the idea of being kind to one another, and the U.S. military definitely knows how to take care of its people.  Well, most of the time, but we won’t get in to all of that just yet.

Spain12Back to Spain…..  our home!  Recently we managed to sneak a peak at the city of Rota.  The streets are lined with old Spanish style (obviously) buildings that generally seem to sport American themed eateries and shops catering to the American lifestyle.  The setting is similar to any area directly off of a military installation.  Not exactly as insanely Americanized as Songtan, South Korea, but still rather estranged from its beginnings.  Needless to say, we are going to have to venture off much further from the base to experience the real Spain.  And you can bet your sweet hipster asses that we will definitely be doing just that.  But, even with all of its Americanization and filth, Rota is still a wonderful little place.  Why?  The motherfucking Bay of Cadiz, man!!  We managed to reach the beach that is considered to be subpar to several of the other beaches in the area, and yet, it was absolutely beautiful.  The sun was setting on this little tourist trap, yet the air was delightful and I couldn’t have been happier.  If the city of Rota is the lesser of the places to visit in the area, I am going to love it here.

But alas, we really haven’t gotten to travel around much in the 5 days we have been here.  And honestly, we are not too worried about it.  Our main goal is to gain a bit of normalcy that we have not had in over a year.  We have been living in a home without wifi for almost a week, and apparently one of those bearded rednecks from Duck Dynasty said something very homophobic and the internet seems surprised.  Actually I’m pretty happy we haven’t gotten to be a part of that.  I don’t think worrying about something stupid that reality TV star says is “normalcy”.  But, there are things we are looking forward to in the moment that don’t involve travel.  Like regular ass household goods.  Our car.  Internet for other reasons than just social media (but yes, we do miss Facebook).  But, we stay positive that within a month from this day, we should have everything together, I will be settled in at work, and we will begin traveling around Spain and eventually as much of Europe as possible.  Melissa is deadset on a Christmas in Paris, and I guess I am at risk of serious personal injury if I don’t oblige.

Spain13I even managed to find a book entitled Forty Day Trips from Rota by Melinda Ronka that details some amazing single day activities to do in southern Spain.  And with so much just outside our back door, I am certain this is going to be an experience that will be forever engrained in our lives.  But, until we get our housing situation in order, a car to get us around, and that beloved normalcy in the background of our lives, we may not get out as quickly as we would like to.  But rest assure that by the winter of 2016, we will have seen a whole bunch of great shit that I will pass along to you all right here at the Trainwreck’d Society Travelogue.  Until then, buenos noches, and snoogans to all!

Peace!

Marilyn Ghigliotti [Interview]

Marilyn Ghigliotti120 years ago, a very important film was showcased to the world.  Some kid from Jersey, hell bent with passion for cinema, decided he would risk everything he owned, or didn’t own, to make a film.  What would conspire would be one of the greatest and highest praised independent films in the history of cinema.  Not to mention the greatest collection of dick jokes to world has ever known.  That film would be called Clerks, and it would launch the career of one of the most fascinating filmmakers of our day and age, Sir Kevin Smith.  Seriously, he is one of the luckiest men I have ever had the pleasure to follow.  Of course, he worked hard and took the risks.  But, in his first efforts as filmmaker, he managed to have a brilliant cast of actors and actresses that he surely has to be grateful as hell to have ever known.

And one of those fine characters was the illustriously talented and crazy sassy Marilyn Ghigliotti.  She portrayed the far too devoted to a deadbeat store clerk girlfriend we all know and love named Veronica.  The beautiful woman who brings lasagna to work for her undeserving boyfriend.  The one that wants nothing more than to be a great girlfriend to a man who doesn’t deserve her.  And without going into too much detail….she is the reason we here at Trainwreck’d Society have chosen the number 37 for our year end albums list on the musical side of the house.  Yes, Marilyn was definitely one of the major highlights of this little black and white film that shocked the world and has yet to lose its significance in the world of cinema, which don’t believe will ever happen.

I have been following Marilyn’s career for many years now, and have always been delighted to find out that she is working on something new.  She is an amazingly talented actress beyond the stigma of being the “37 girl from Clerks”.  It is undeniable that she will always be first and foremost linked to this role, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.  If she hadn’t been so amazing in the film, she might not have been remembered at all.  But, she has also had an amazing career of her own in the last twenty years, with skills beyond just the acting world.  So I thought it would be an absolute honor to try and steal a few words from Marilyn for you fine readers.  We were honored to have her fellow Clerks cast member Scott Schiaffo speak with us last July, so you can only imagine how damn excited I am to have Marilyn join the TWS alumni as well (and here is to the hope that we can have even more join the ranks, should we be so lucky).  So ladies and gentlemen, bow your heads, and then look up so you can read, and allow me to introduce the fabulous and brilliant Marilyn Ghigliotti.

What was your experience like on the set of Clerks?

It’s hard to give you what it was like when you don’t have something to compare it to, but for me and I think for all it was a wonderful experience of doing something to the next level that you’re looking to hopefully do for a long time in your life. My experience came from a theatrical one and it was an opportunity to take it to the next level and see what could come of it. Even though many seemed to have brushed off the thought of auditioning for what was being said as “A kid is making a movie, and they’re holding auditions.” For me, I didn’t care, I wanted to be in a film and at least would prepare my monologue and go and check it out and audition.

How was it working under the rookie direction of the now esteemed Kevin Smith?

Who was I to critique, weren’t we all rookies to some degree?  We were all learning together, experiencing this together, figuring it out together…all in various degrees obviously. But all in the same boat.

Your character of Veronica in the film seemed to be, in hindsight, a typcasted confident Jersey girl in the 90’s. How much of the character was taken from your own existence? What was different from your own personality?

I can’t say how much of the character was taken out of my own existence as I didn’t write Veronica, Kevin did. So I’m assuming that he wrote upon his experience from the Jersey girls he knew. But I do understand that the character is based upon his girlfriend at the time. But on that note, I do find myself in Veronica quite a bit. I would be the one to bring Lasagna to my boyfriend or something there like to his office or make for him. I love and I love hard and am committed when committed. And don’t ever try to harm anyone that I love be it family or friend. I am strong, but I’m human, and can hurt like anyone and am just as vulnerable.

Marilyn Ghigliotti2We wouldn’t dare ask for details about the your upcoming role in Clerks III, for we know that just won’t happen. But, if you could, tell us what you are most excited about in doing this film and returning to that world?

Good, because actually I have none, honestly. But if I did of course I wouldn’t be able to say anything. But I’m excited to work with my family again. And it’s the only way that I can see it. Brian and I have history before Clerks from knowing each other and working in the community theater circuit back home. To work with him again is just absolutely…well hard to put into words, because I’m always excited when I get to see him as much as I am seeing a family member I haven’t seen in a while. I know that there may be some things missing from the first that might not be there for the third, but they will be missed by me as I would love to see them. But I’m especially excited, as much as anyone else fans alike, what has happened with Veronica and what her life has been.

Besides an abundance of acting credits to your name, you are also an established make up artist. If you were forced to draw down and only choose one profession, which would it be?

Well I don’t know about an abundance of acting credits, but thank you. Sorry, no disrespect to how anyone sees it, but I know and understand how the entertainment business works and the ones you count on to give you the opportunity to do it again, don’t see it as an abundance. Don’t get me wrong, for the most part, I wouldn’t change most of those credits. You know there’s always that one you wished you hadn’t done. But all of them gave me experience and experience is what gains you knowledge and the experience to get further. But if I had to pick one or the other, it would be acting. But being creative is the #1 pick and that encompasses alot.

You have also been known to do some voice over work in your time. What sort of stuff have you done? What is it that you enjoy about this line of work?

Actually my first job doing voice over you could say was doing the little girl voice in Clerks of “Happy Scrappy Hero Pup”. When we went into ADR to work on Clerks they asked if I could do that, don’t remember the exact details on it, but I did and until I either told people it was me on the 10th anniversary DVD no one knew. Since then I do believe it’s been redone, by an actual child maybe. I don’t know. And not too long after Clerks I did a voice commercial for a shoe company way back when. But my real work started in the beginning of 2013 when I started taking some voice classes and was shown how easy it is to start doing audio books. And as time has allowed I’m already on my fourth narration of an audio book. And I have to say if you’ve got a great book, can be quite entertaining as you read along and get drawn in as well. I’ve surprised myself with voices to a degree, as I like to call it, which is me giving the voice a personality versus making an impression. But if you ask any actor out here in LA, we don’t only have just one line of work, unless you make your living as an actor and I can’t quite say that yet. So I’ve got a plethora of hats that I wear.

And to add yet ANOTHER great talent….you also dabble in professional photography. How did you fall in to this field? What draws you to the work?

I’ve been interested in photography for quite some time actually. Probably almost as much as I’ve been interested in acting if not more. As a child, my interests lied in dance, drawing, photography and many other things I can’t remember. Anyway, to make a long story shorter, a few years ago I decided to learn photography in the way that I wanted to and eventually I decided that I wanted to get out of my day job and was hoping that starting to do some headshot photography the way that I always looked to get my headshots done would be a way to supplement my income besides the hair and makeup, which was something that I can add on as well, in the meantime of trying to make a living as an actress. But again, I’m a creative person and I’m drawn to the creative and it actually helps in the film business to know lenses, angles, composition, etc, so it can only enhance my knowledge in the field.

What do you feel is your greatest non-artistic accomplishment?

My daughter. Because she is who she became because of me and I can’t be prouder of her.

If you could portray any legendary woman in American history, who would it be?

I wouldn’t even begin to know where to answer this question other than I would hope that I would give the person the utmost respect in my portrayal, whether they are someone of good or bad reputation. Because one never knows what history they’ve had to make them who they are be it right or wrong.

Marilyn Ghigliotti3Can you tell us about your upcoming film Lake Eerie?

Lake Eerie is a script that I told that I had been mentioned for a role in and was able to obtain the script to read. When picking it up to scan, I just couldn’t put the script down because it was very well written and drew me in. Done well, I feel it could do something for itself. After reading it, however I really wanted to play the lead and did make it known, and then did find out that the writer had written the script for her to play in. And after much deliberation on the production side they decided to have me do the role originally spoken about. Which I was still happy to be a part of. Met some great people. And we got to shoot on the shores of Lake Erie in MI. Lovely spot and very tranquil which lends to a great horror film set there of a woman that buys a home, after the loss of her husband, that they both had talked about owning one day. And almost immediately strange things start to happen. They’re currently in post production after shooting in October 2013.

What else does the near future hold for Marilyn Ghigliotti? What else have you been working on these days?

Besides having Lake Eerie in post production there is also Starship Rising, a Sci Fi film written, directed by Neil Johnson, whom I’ve had the pleasure of working with previously. Something a little different than what most people are used to seeing me. And then of course there’s Clerks III. Other than those, there are some possible projects kind of molding themselves, but nothing that worth speaking about till it actually starts to happen.

What was the last thing that made you smile?

Well, there’s always some posting on FB that makes me smile or laugh. Ah the age of technology.

 

Be sure to check out Marilyn’s new blog, Beyond 37, to hear her recap of the release of Clerks, her experiences at the time, and the 20 years that have passed since.

Travels with Trembaths (Part 1 of 2) [Travelogue]

Spain9December 19th 2013, Rota Naval Station, Spain

Buenos Dias Everybody!  I am writing to you fine reader’s from the confines of a temporary lodging facility on Rota Naval Station here in Spain upon a MacBook that I am only now learning has resources and software available without access to the world wide web.  In fact, in the 48 hours or so that my family and I have been in the country of Spain, we have had few connections to the outside world.  We aren’t living under a proverbial rock or anything, but we are without wifi.  Which, in this day and age, might as well be the same damn thing.  We have managed to snag a bit of wifi at the local Naval Exchange and when I stopped by my new work center (yes, I have wifi at work.  And a KFC.  I think I am going to like this place a lot).  But alas, I am officially an American residing in Spain.  Our lodging may be temporary, but we are full on living in Spain, even if we can’t tell the world about it on Facebook.

Spain1Our travels began a few days ago at the beloved train station in my “beloved” hometown of Kelso, Washington.  Fun fact:  the Kelso train station is mere blocks from my beloved Tim’s Tavern, a place where I once claimed to have died for our country in order to obtain the rights to a shuffle board table on my 21st birthday, once punched a very nice man in the face only to find him at the end of the “new” bridge (locals will understand) after I was kicked out of the bar so he could apologize for acting in any behavior that may have led to me wanting to punch him (and his much smaller friend) in the face during a very dark period in the winter of 2011, and also the location of my ten year high school reunion this last summer which I returned with good timing from the land of the morning calm to attend.  So, yeah, it was sort of surreal to be leaving my hometown (and not that dreadful Longview place across the river, as though it matters) on such a surreal adventure.  As most folks in the area know, the most convenient means of living Kelso is through the military or prison (hey-o!), or from Portland Oregon, 30 minutes to our south.  It was pretty surreal to hop on the train with our 14 bags of luggage (of which I will surely bitch about later) and wave goodbye to several family members as we boarded our steel vessel to take us on our first journey to paradise.

Of course, much like so many of the hopes and dreams of my fellow Kelso natives…..it was all bullshit.  We actually had to travel down to my favorite city in the world, the aforementioned Portland, Oregon to the historic Union Station where we transferred our luggage (did I mention we had 14 FUCKING BAGS!) to an eastbound train, swallowed down some turkey sandwiches (Portland locals probably called them “organic” or “artisan”, but I call a damn turkey sandwich), and board a train bound for our former residence of Spokane, Washington, the Lost City of Potential.  Warning: the following sentences were not paid for my the Spain4good folks at Amtrak, but they might certainly appear to be as so.  And for all of you naysayers out there, the train is the fucking way to go, man!  It is roomy, cheap, and surrounded with amazing employees that only wish to make your life a pleasurable one for a few hours.  Not to mention the fact that your 4G network is still in tact, and they have outlets available at every seat.  But even the fact that it is cheaper than sex with a lady boy in the Philippines wasn’t the best part.  The outstanding feature to me revolves around the entire fact that I have three children in tow.  And should you find yourself in need of a cross country venture, this is definitely the way to go.  My wife and my youngest daughter managed to sleep side by side comfortably with the leg rest risen.  I had one kid in two seats all to her self, passed out for half the trip, and the other one next to me in her twin bed like space of just here seat and leg rest while I murdered a few zombies on Dead Trigger, as well as a shit ton of multi colored jelly beans on Candy Crush for 7 straight hours.  Fuck the jam packed SUV’s of the past, and the compacted plane rides of the future (which honestly turned out okay, more later).  So there.  Amtrak is the shit.  They really should pay me for this shit.  And believe you me, the irony of setting forth on a long journey on a train with the fact that I run a website called Trainwreck’d Society in tow was not lost at all.  I seriously thought that my journey would be cut short via derailment in the desolate lands of Eastern Washington, where only the farm hands could hear you scream at that time of night.

Spain5We arrived in the Lilac City sometime around midnight at a train station in the heart of the city.  The station was filled with whack jobs and weirdos looking to to disappear in the middle of the night.  Outside of the station you could hear the hoots and hollers of the whack jobs and weirdos looking to incinerate the fire of hate in their hearts and transform it in to desire and lust through $3 fireball shots and $2 tall boy cans of PBR all the while screaming to the late night air, “Fuck this!  I’m moving to Seattle!!”.  Yes, we were in my beloved city of Spokane.  Hometown of Bing Crosby, Craig T. Nelson, John Stockton, and Father’s Day.  The city that has so much to offer, but has a damn hard time offering anything.  It is the city in which I was once beaten, mugged, and robbed of all my possessions on my persons.  The city that almost robbed my sanity and ripped apart my life.  The city in which I purchased a home in the shittitest part of the shittiest area for hundreds of miles (West Central, not Hillyard, for the locals)….and absolutely loved it.  We had a hotel room at the beautiful Red Lion Hotel that sat right next to our once beloved Riverfront Park.  It was a place I had run, walked, and stumbled by several times in the three years prior to my time in isolation in South Korea, and never thought I would stay in.  And did this place have a view!  From the 10th floor you could spot such beautiful landmarks as the clock tower, the Parkade Garage, the Spokane Arena, the other Red Lion hotel across the street, and as many beautiful old bridges as your sight would allow you to view.  But more importantly, I got a great view of the Value Village in which 85% of my clothes are from, and a distant view of my old neighborhood where I once sat on my porch listening to a neighbor couple argue and bicker until the legendary phrase “get in this house before you have my fucking fist for dinner” was uttered.  Of course my lovely little neighbor hood of poverty and history has now official entered a gentrification period that began even before I left (Fuckin Kendall Yards, ammiright, locals?).  Sad, but expansive I guess.  At least I will always have my memories of making friends with local homeless and vagabonds by throwing large bags of PBR cans in the alleyway for them to cash in for a night’s worth of Black Velvet.  God dammit Spokane, I hate the way I love you.

Spain10Then we slept off the train ride to the best of our abilities.  My experience in travel is immense to say the least, so I felt alright.  But, short spurts of sleep on mobile machines is a new concept to most of my family, therefore some headaches were involved.  But, it all ended up turning in to a following day of brunch at our beloved Satellite Diner (Frank’s is way better, locals will understand), a trip to the Northtown Mall to replace a booster seat that Amtrak left (Still ain’t even mad at them, it was 15 bucks well lost), dinner at the Olive Garden across the street, and a quick drink and couple of cigarettes with my dear friend Nick who is thriving as a prior military, now civilian, young man in he medium city of Spokane (Locals:  His girlfriend works at Zola, so yeah, he’s a guy to know!).  It was great to see this little shit even if it was only for an hour.  Once my subordinate, now a dear friend.  We spent almost every moment awake together during my stint in Qatar which started almost 4 years ago.  And since then, I’ve watched this Jersey Shore praising, Lil Wayne aficionado, and somehow still a half-assed redneck (that’s Ohio kids for you) turn in to…. well, older.  That’s about it.  Older.  It was basically a very nice capper to a day spent in my old city reminiscing about times past.  Good or bad, Spokane has been a city that has been in my heart for the last 15 years or so, and I will always adore it in all of his glory and tyranny.  There is probably some sort of metaphorical verbiage I could throw in about how returning to the land of which I came is significant to my departure out of the country with my beloved family, but the Bacardi Rum and the sound of the theme music from Bambi on the DVD menu amidst a living room filled with said family passed out already at 6:30 p.m. local time due to jet lag has me at ill ease and such subliminal comfort that I am unable to think of anything right now.  You tell me?

Spain8It was a very early morning for the old Trembath family as we left the Red Lion for Spokane International Airport (they fly to Canada, so, “international” is the “correct” term).  0345 wake up!  In the van by 0430.  Needless to say, I had some pissed off kids.  But, like the troopers they are, they pushed through the early wake up, helped get our luggage checked in (14 big ass bags!!!), made it through their first check in through security, and boarded their first plane ride with (mostly) ease as we flew off to the only city in the state of Minnesota of note, Minneapolis (Sorry St. Paul, just because you share an airport title with them doesn’t make you worth a damn).  I guess it is only fair to not that my oldest daughter has actually taken a round trip from Rapid City, South Dakota to Portland Oregon, a trip from Portland, Oregon to Reno, Nevada, and a trip from San Jose back to Portland, Oregon before, but she doesn’t remember it at all as she was between the ages of 3 months and 1 year old.  Not that you probably care.  No matter, 2 hours and 15 minutes later we arrived in Minneapolis with great success.  Some of them slept, some of them didn’t.  We ate some DQ, charged our iPhones, and were then on our way destined for Norfolk, Virginia.  Another 2 hours and 15 minutes later, we landed in Norfolk for our final destination of the day.  Stopping in Virginia is notable for one simple reason alone: my lovely wife Melissa has never been anywhere near the east coast.  True story:  When I met my sweet wife just days before the towers fell in the late summer of 2001, she had never been out of the Northwest (save for the northern tip of California where the Redwoods grow and Boise Idaho, but who gives a shit about Boise ammiright?).  Obviously since then, I have gotten her around.  We’ve lived in Texas, the midwest, and have traveled to such fabulous places as Denver, New Orleans, Biloxi, St. Louis, and Bellevue, Illinois.  But, this was literally the first time she had made it to the east coast of the United States (and if you couldn’t gather thus far, this will be her first trip overseas).  Therefore, it was pretty special.

Sadly though, as most travelers now, there is a vast difference in “being somewhere” and “experiencing somewhere”.  Most of us who move around for a living know about the “Airport Cities”.  I am obviously referring to the areas that revolve around certain dimensions of a major city’s airport.  Areas filled with hotels, chain restaurants, more than likely a Walmart or two.  Places that provide employment to locals, and a safe haven for those of us on the go who don’t have the time to experience anything culturally related to the area in which you are simply a visitor, which is even further below tourist.  For example:  In 2007 I made my second trip to Atlanta as a layover for a week of training in Panama City, Florida.  While I was able to once again thoroughly enjoy a wonderful night in my second favorite city, I was actually staying at a Sheraton in College Park, Georgia.  And for those of you who were old enough to remember 2007 (or young enough, I should say, you old geezers), College Park was sort of stale in the world of mainstream hip hop music with the likes of the Ying Yang Twins and other such foul mouthed and hilarious rappers supplying the plethora of hits during that time.  But, needless to say, the hip hop persona that the mainstream television and music scene would lead to you believe was dangerous and at times life threatening, didn’t quite equate the hotel I was staying at across from the TGI Fridays and Walgreens.  So there you have it.  But nonetheless, we found ourselves in a very nice Holiday Inn Express, had some dinner at a Hooter’s, bought some cheap beer from a Walmart, and Melissa got to stay overnight on the east coast.  That’s the glory of travel:  You can take it as you will, for experience is best seen through the mind’s eye.

Spain6And a small series of events from that point forward has brought us to right now.  We are here in Spain.  We are far from settled.  But, in the coming weeks, we will be as foot loose and fancy free from limitations as the rest of the residents here.  Have no doubt: we are an American military family.  We are the embodiment of Americans in Europe.  We have chosen to reside on the confines of a Spanish base that has been kind enough to let us Americanize the shit out of it.  There is very little European about the housing.  The local establishments on the base are the same as any other base in the U.S.  But as I sit and watch the palm trees blow in the warm wind, and hear the water from the bay crash on to land, I know that adventure is in our foresight, and I am so excited about what the future holds.  But alas, we find the Trembath family in a sort of stagnant mode, just waiting to pounce at the first opportunity of whimsical adventure.  But not yet.  This is why I have adverted a few details of our travels for a second chapter, as I have plenty of time before we are even able bodied enough to do anything of any real note.  But, rest assured dear reader(s), there will be adventures.  And even sooner, I will tell you the bizarre and (hopefully) intriguing story of us actually getting in to this beautiful country, and the hilarious adjustments of moving to a strange new place.

Until then folks, take care of yourselves and take care of each other.

Buenos Tardes!

Christine Lakin [Interview]

ChristineLakinIf you are an old timer here at Trainwreck’d Society, you probably won’t be too surprised just how damn excited I am to have someone as wonderful as Christine Lakin join our list of interviewees.  If you are new, just understand that my obsessions run deep.  I know this probably sounds creepy and downright disturbing, but let me explain.  The people I find to interview are all, in some form or anther, part of my favorite moments, eras, etc. of the entertainment world.  Let’s just say, even if I had the option to interview Angelina Jolie, I seriously wouldn’t know what to ask, as I truly don’t care (Brad Pitt, on the other hand…..).  Nothing against her, I’m just not interested.  That being said, my personal choices have often led me to researching and learning about some extremely talented folks.  And today is no exception.

In the 90’s, television sitcoms were golden.  They seem to be making a small comeback, but they are obviously not as predominate as they were when I was a young child anxiously awaiting my beloved TGIF premieres.  It was as if having our own family just wasn’t enough.  We needed to be a part of the Winslows, the Tanners, and…..The Lamberts.  One of my favorite sitcoms of all time will always be Step By Step.  There wasn’t so much that was unique about this new age Brady Bunch, except that it was OUR Brady Bunch.  A family strewn together and bound by love and loyalty.  In that respect, it was brilliant.  And then there was Al.  Oh sweet, sweet Al.  I grew up with such a crush on the tomboy turned young lady that was Al, the same why young girls swooned over JTT at that time.  Al was my girl!  I may have looked the way of the a Topanga or an Alex Mack, but in the end it always led back to Al.  And now, too many years later to count, I still look fondly at those times of when I so desperately wanted to be Zack Morris or Waldo Geraldo Faldo whilst shaking my head out how ridiculously obsessed with television.  I swear I went outside as a kid.  But, I never missed a TGIF, I am almost certain.

All of this has led me to looking in to the lives and careers of some of my favorite stars from now, but especially then.  And I often learn that the talents some of these fine actors and actresses did not cease to exist once a show either jumped the shark or ended right on time.  They are still living and breathing in the world of entertainment.  Granted some are more obvious than others.  And one of those obvious stars has been kind enough to speak with us today!  Christine Lakin has been working at a race horse like speed even after her stint as Al (*sigh*, oh Al) ended in the late 90’s.  She created and starred in one of the best web series the inter webs has ever shown, Lovin’ Lakin, made her rounds in the theater, is a constant contributor on E!, and is consistently behind the camera in other works besides the world wide web.  Christine is not only an exception the “child star stigma”, she is a triumph.  Rather than ignoring her past, she embraces it!  But so much in the fact that she is ever annoying about it (take heed, Screech).  She is an extremely talented woman who has so much to offer, and is not afraid to show the world that she indeed matters in the world of entertainment.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the legendary and extremely talented Christine Lakin!

You spent the majority of the 90’s as a member of the fictional Lambert family on Step By Step.  Tell us if you would, what was it like essentially growing up with two families?  Did it feel like a true family atmosphere, or just work?

Hmmm, well both I guess.  I grew up in Atlanta from the time I was 6 as an only child.  I always did lots of theater and dance so I understood what it was to have an “artist family”, which is really prevalent in theater.  So that concept was fairly familiar to me and I welcomed that commoradie with the other cast members as I was also suddenly living in California for half the year, away from my home and friends.  All of us “kids” on the show shared a three room school house, so everyone was essentially in the same building being taught by different studio teachers, so that sort of bonded us.  We genuinely enjoyed each other and played a lot of basketball, video games, roughhousing when we were on breaks.  Acting never felt like work to me, so I think that’s why Im still in the biz.  When I was a junior in high school and applying for college and then started balancing UCLA with working, at times yes, striving to find that balance felt like work.  Late nights studying, mixed with long days on set, sometimes with little time to study in between (if I was heavy in the show) could be challenging.  It required a lot of focus and self-motivation on my part to stay ahead in school and get good grades.  So yes, to answer your question, that part felt like work.  The rest was the fun stuff.

Christine Lakin3Do you still keep in touch with anyone from your old “family”

Sure, Patrick Duffy and I write each other.  He did a cameo in my web series “Lovin Lakin” (currently on YouTube and Hulu), and both he and Stacy Keanan were in “You Again” with me.  Stacy and I see each other every few months or so.  She’s been in law school so she’s quite busy being very studious.  I still see and talk to several of the producers, writers and directors.  Facebook makes that pretty easy 🙂

I hate to continue on with the “child star” questions, but my pre-pubescent 12 year old in the mid 90’s self would kick me in the ass if I didn’t ask….  What was it like dealing with boys, especially in your later years on the show when you seemed to blossom (no pun intended) in to a woman?  Did you have any funny or horror stories in dealing with boys?

HA!  Oh jeez… well I wish this answer was juicer but to be honest, because my high school was in Atlanta, most of my pubescent years were encased in a fortress of normalcy.  In that, no one at my school treated me any differently or really seemed to care I was on television.  I can’t say it helped me with boys, but I don’t think it necessarily hurt either.  I wasn’t the most popular kid at my school but I wasn’t an outcast.  There was maybe one time when a junior or senior boy tried to ask me to marry him in the hallway when I was a freshman but I think that had more to do with the older guys trying to embarrass freshman girls than it did with me being on television.

How did your extremely hilarious web series Lovin Lakin come about?  What made you want to create this series?  And will we get to see more?

First of all, thanks!  Glad you’ve enjoyed it.  I wrote and created the series after a writing class my friend had taught, and kind of came up with the idea there.  My good friend and producing partner, Dave Mahanes, has a documentary company and a bunch of equipment.  He came to me and wanted to do something different than his usual fare- something lighthearted and fun- and I told him my idea.  We got to brainstorming on episode ideas, brought it into Oops Doughnuts Productions, who then came on to exec produce, and we started filming.  I created this because I wanted to create a vehicle for myself.  That’s the more direct way as an artist to take control. And I figured what better way to take control of my image than to call out the most awkward, stereotypical version of myself.  I will never get away from being a child star- it’s just what my path was- and to that end, why not embrace it? And additionally, embrace the awkward nature of that entire world… and as I started thinking on this character of “Lakin”… I was tickled by a girl who couldn’t be farther away from my real self… who is so delusional about her image, her world, her reality… that she’s both kind of a hot mess and completely, sadly adorable.  And I think that combo is comedic gold.  I created the character first, and then worked her into ridiculous situations that kind of had a through line with her trying make this docu-series about her great comeback.  Add in some really funny friends, a few great cameos and some improvising… and I was wildly delighted with what we got.  I don’t know if more Lovin Lakin is in the cards for now… if I could get funding to do another season I would in a heartbeat but there’s only so many times you can ask your friends to work for peanuts.  Currently however, Im producing a new web series called “Valet” by Brandon breault and Matt Morgan, two theater friends of mine, who created this series based off a play they wrote and put up here in Hollywood.  It takes place at a hot Hollywood hotel, and is essentially Entourage, from the prospective of the two valets who work the front door.

I’ve noticed that you are credited with a few choreography gigs, including a three episode stint on HBO’s True Blood and the sadly short lived series Breaking In.  What sort of work did you actually do, and what made you want to get in to this line of work?

I’ve been a dancer my whole life, having started classes when I was about 3 and moving into competition and company when I was around 8.  I obviously quit training when I started acting full time, but it’s a vocabulary and understanding I have used in theater in the last 10 years or so here in LA.  We’d be putting up a new show with Troubadour Theater Co. and I’d be one of the few with this background so I was asked to assist and choreograph on occasion.  My name started getting passed around the LA theater scene and before I knew it, I had been nominated several times (Ovation, LADCC awards).  That led to assisting a few choreographers on films and building relationships with line producers, directors and 1st AD’s, which is how the first True Blood gig came about.  That led to three more episodes, some films and more TV.  I feel very lucky to have found this niche because I genuinely like working on “the other side” of the camera.  I find that I get hired for two reasons- I work quickly and I know how to talk to actors (mainly because I am one).  In television especially, whenever there is a dance sequence or specific movement written in the script, the director usually feels the need to hire someone to help build the movement to his/her vision and then teach the actors that sequence.  So essentially, that’s what I do.  I create something based on the script direction and conversation with the director/producer, meet and rehearse the actors, adjust the movement based on their ability/likes/dislikes, show the director again, tweak from there and adjust/demonstrate from the monitor angle once we start filming.  I find most actors just want to feel good about themselves – who doesn’t? – so the majority of what I do is try and make them look (and feel) good, while taking into consideration the storyline and what the scene is getting across.  It’s a really fun job and I’ve gotten to work with some fantastic people- Sigorney Weaver, Betty White, Steve Carell, Jennifer Garner, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Anna Paquin, Ana Gastyer… fun folks.

You have also found your way in to voice over work as Joyce Kinney, the new Quahog 5 News anchor on Family Guy.  How did you get in to this gig as well?  Are you a fan of the show?

I was a big Family Guy fan and was so excited when Seth MacFarlane came to see one of the shows I did with the Troubies.  We got to chatting after and he asked me to come fill in at a table read… I did that a few times and recorded some bit parts here and there and the next season they asked me to play Joyce.  I was thrilled, obviously.  It’s an incredible group of people to be involved with and they’ve been so good to me.  That is definitely a story of being at the right place at the right time and it’s led to a great career in voice over work, which I very much enjoy.

What do you do for a little “me time” when you find a chance to peel yourself away from your extremely busy schedule?

I am obsessed with Homeland– just got caught up to season 3.  I love binge-watching shows now.  My fiancee and I get really into one or two at a time.  It’s a great way to study a series.  Im also watching Six Feet Under.  Never saw it the first time around.  I do a lot of outdoor activities- hiking, tennis.  I like yoga, dance, concerts, new restaurants, cooking and wine tasting.  Those things keep me pretty busy and satisfied.  Also producing my live show “Worst Ever” with my partner Alec Ledd the past 3 years has been a blast.  We take people’s most terrible, horrifying experiences and make them tell their stories in front of a live audience while we do a multi-media slide show behind them.  Sort of like Pop up Video meets Worst Week.

If you could portray any historical figure in American history in a biopic, who would it be? 

Who would I be right for is the question?  Maybe Billie Jean King.  She’s an incredible athlete and her story is inspiring for all women.

ChristineLakin2This might a dumb question, but I will ask it any way……  if you hadn’t gotten into the world of acting, what do you think you would be doing right now?

Jeez, hard to say.  Ive been doing this so damn long… Id probably be working as an executive somewhere… doing something creative but also very business minded. Maybe at a studio or a magazine.  Man, that life sounds so glamorous, maybe I made a mistake 😉

What does the future hold for you?  Any new projects in development?

Lots of projects in the fire- Im writing and pitching more new shows now than ever.  Stay tuned there.  Hopefully more stuff on E!, Definitely more audiobooks, which i love doing, planning my wedding and hopefully becoming a mom!

What was the last thing that made you smile?

I walked out of my exercise class this morning and one of the gals I see there all the time asked me if I was on The Soup Investigates.  I said yes and she was so sweet, she said “Oh you’re really funny!  It’s hard to find something good on TV and I just love that show!”.  Always nice to make someone else smile… which I guess makes me smile too.